{"id":8917,"date":"2020-11-08T15:37:27","date_gmt":"2020-11-08T14:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rutube.fr\/?p=8917"},"modified":"2020-11-08T15:37:27","modified_gmt":"2020-11-08T14:37:27","slug":"vous-naurez-pas-la-peau-de-noel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/webtube.fr\/index.php\/2020\/11\/08\/vous-naurez-pas-la-peau-de-noel\/","title":{"rendered":"Vous n\u2019aurez pas la peau de No\u00ebl !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Articles \u00a0: <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/rutube.fr\/2020\/11\/\" target=\"_blank\">Nov. 2020<\/a> &#8211; <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/rutube.fr\/2020\/10\/\" target=\"_blank\">Oct. 2020<\/a> &#8211; <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/rutube.fr\/2020\/09\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sept 2020<\/a> &#8211; <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/rutube.fr\/2020\/08\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ao\u00fbt 2020<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"200\" src=\"http:\/\/www.weboomedia.fr\/RutubeStreaming1.htm\" frameborder=\"N\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bvoltaire.fr\/media\/2020\/11\/photo-2020-11-06-11-55-59-1240x698.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment, Olivier V\u00e9ran vit un moment de gloire, ces derni\u00e8res semaines. Volte-face, machine arri\u00e8re, empathie en carton, morgue parisienne et col\u00e8res incontr\u00f4l\u00e9es : cet homme nerveux et p\u00e9nible, excessif et malfaisant, aux nerfs fragiles et aux costumes trop petits, incarne son \u00e9poque jusqu\u2019\u00e0 la naus\u00e9e.\u00c0\u00a0preuve, cette bien jolie d\u00e9claration de notre s\u00e9millant ministre, d\u00e9claration reprise par\u00a0<em>CNews,<\/em>\u00a0le 1<sup>er<\/sup>\u00a0novembre, et qui est malheureusement pass\u00e9e inaper\u00e7ue : \u00ab Les f\u00eates de\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.bvoltaire.fr\/sujet\/noel-2\/\">No\u00ebl<\/a>\u00a0en famille d\u00e9pendront du comportement des Fran\u00e7ais.\u00a0\u00bbUne telle candeur dans l\u2019ordre du m\u00e9pris laisse pantois. Alors, comme \u00e7a, si les Fran\u00e7ais sont de gentils gar\u00e7ons-et-filles, s\u2019ils \u00e9ternuent dans leur coude et respectent les gestes barri\u00e8res, on leur laissera peut-\u00eatre la possibilit\u00e9, \u00e0 tous ces ploucs, de glisser une orange dans les sabots de leurs enfants.En revanche, si, dans les prochaines semaines, leur masque ne recouvre pas strictement le nez et la bouche, ou si l\u2019on constate, \u00e7\u00e0 et l\u00e0, un manque d\u2019enthousiasme du peuple dans l\u2019application des mesures que le gouvernement promulgue pour son bien\u2026 couic ! Termin\u00e9, les cadeaux ! Pas de f\u00eates de fin d\u2019ann\u00e9e (FFA), ou alors sous la forme d\u2019un \u00ab No\u00ebl de combat\u00a0\u00bb (dont les modalit\u00e9s pratiques sont encore \u00e0 d\u00e9finir).Que dire?Bien s\u00fbr, pour les petites personnes comme M. V\u00e9ran et ses amis, la f\u00eate des cadeaux n\u2019est que le pr\u00e9lude \u00e0 la f\u00eate des chocolats, que d\u2019aucuns appellent P\u00e2ques. On peut l\u2019autoriser ou l\u2019interdire. Raison pour laquelle on peut aussi, au m\u00e9pris de toutes les lois nationales et internationales, interdire la messe dans la France de 2020. Il y a le \u00ab Jour du Seigneur \u00bb \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9. Bon. Est-ce qu\u2019on a interdit la t\u00e9l\u00e9 ? Non. Eh bah, alors..Les ministres de la Macronie auront peut-\u00eatre, pour No\u00ebl, la peau des grandes surfaces. Des centres commerciaux. Des magasins Jou\u00e9Club. Mais ils n\u2019interdiront ni les bougies ni les cr\u00e8ches dans l\u2019espace priv\u00e9, ni les sourires d\u2019enfants, ni surtout la naissance du Christ, qui se fiche bien, \u00e0 mon humble avis, de l\u2019autorisation de Macron pour faire de cette nuit de No\u00ebl un moment particulier.Interdire J\u00e9sus ! Ces gens sont impayables ! 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