{"id":35640,"date":"2026-05-02T08:07:42","date_gmt":"2026-05-02T08:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/webtube.fr\/?p=35640"},"modified":"2026-05-02T08:07:43","modified_gmt":"2026-05-02T08:07:43","slug":"ode-a-delphine-ernotte-ou-la-metapolitique-selon-patrick-sebastien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/webtube.fr\/index.php\/2026\/05\/02\/ode-a-delphine-ernotte-ou-la-metapolitique-selon-patrick-sebastien\/","title":{"rendered":". Ode \u00e0 Delphine Ernotte ou la m\u00e9tapolitique selon Patrick S\u00e9bastien"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Articles : <a href=\"https:\/\/webtube.fr\/index.php\/2026\/05\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Mai 2026<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/webtube.fr\/index.php\/2026\/04\/\">Avril 2026<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/webtube.fr\/index.php\/2026\/03\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Mar. 2026<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/webtube.fr\/index.php\/2026\/02\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Fev 2026<\/a> &#8211;<br>Facebook&nbsp;:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100069673161887\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100069673161887<\/a> Twitter : <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OrtfNews\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/OrtfNews<\/a> Music 24\/24 : <a href=\"http:\/\/DJMUSIC.fr\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">http:\/\/DJMUSIC.fr<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.revue-elements.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/delphine-ernotte2.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>#webtube <\/strong>: <em>On croyait ce fantaisiste plus port\u00e9 sur la carte des vins que celle du tendre. On se trompait. Telle que le d\u00e9montre cette d\u00e9chirante d\u00e9claration d\u2019amour de l\u2019humble troubadour \u00e0 l\u2019adresse de la belle Delphine, duchesse de France T\u00e9l\u00e9visions.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u2019abord, il y a ces vers tout en pudeur, foudroyants de beaut\u00e9&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;Delphine si t\u2019avais connu ma pine. On aurait \u00e9t\u00e9 si heureux. Delphine si t\u2019avais connu ma pine. On aurait \u00e9t\u00e9 amoureux. Delphine si t\u2019avais connu ma pine. Tu aurais eu les larmes aux yeux. Delphine si t\u2019avais connu ma pine. \u00c7a aurait \u00e9t\u00e9 merveilleux.&nbsp;\u00bb Patrick S\u00e9bastien participe donc de cette auguste lign\u00e9e d\u2019amoureux transis, capables d\u2019ouvrir leur c\u0153ur tout en baissant leur cale\u00e7on. C\u2019est du Fran\u00e7ois Villon&nbsp;; mais en mieux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Il va sans dire que la belle Delphine ne pouvait que succomber devant une telle ode. Elle aurait pu laisser tomber son mouchoir en dentelle, afin que son soupirant le ramasse d\u2019une main empress\u00e9e. Elle a pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 lui envoyer du papier bleu. Leur belle histoire se poursuivra donc devant les tribunaux pour \u00ab&nbsp;outrage sexiste&nbsp;\u00bb. Une telle d\u00e9licatesse l\u2019honore. \u00ab&nbsp;Va, je ne te hais point&nbsp;\u00bb, souffle Chim\u00e8ne \u00e0 Rodrigue. \u00ab&nbsp;Mon Patounet, je t\u2019aime toujours et tu le sais. Sign\u00e9&nbsp;: Ta Fifine&nbsp;\u00bb, semble-t-elle lui susurrer. C\u2019est beau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On sent bien qu\u2019elle br\u00fble d\u2019envie de voir leur idylle naissante \u00e9tal\u00e9e sur la place publique, afin que son bonheur soit connu de tous, qu\u2019il \u00e9clate enfin au grand jour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\u00ab&nbsp;On aurait niqu\u00e9 en gondole&nbsp;\u00bb\u2026<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On imagine ainsi sa f\u00e9licit\u00e9 quand ses avocats diront tout haut ce qu\u2019elle esp\u00e8re tout bas, lorsqu\u2019il leur faudra p\u00e9n\u00e9trer les d\u00e9tails de ce lyrisme amoureux&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;Je t\u2019aurais emmen\u00e9e \u00e0 Venise. On aurait pass\u00e9 des nuits folles. T\u2019aurais visit\u00e9 ma tour de Pise. On aurait niqu\u00e9 en gondole.&nbsp;\u00bb&nbsp; \u00c0 c\u00f4t\u00e9, Jacques Brel et son&nbsp;<em>Ne me quitte pas<\/em>&nbsp;ne fait \u00e9videmment pas le poids. \u00ab&nbsp;Moi, je t\u2019offrirai. Des perles de pluie. Venues de pays. O\u00f9 il ne pleut pas. Je creuserai la terre. Jusqu\u2019apr\u00e8s ma mort. Pour couvrir ton corps. D\u2019or et de lumi\u00e8re. Je ferai un domaine. O\u00f9 l\u2019amour sera roi. O\u00f9 l\u2019amour sera loi. O\u00f9 tu seras reine&nbsp;\u00bb&nbsp;? Tout cela est d\u2019un vulgaire achev\u00e9; pas la peine d\u2019avoir fait Hypokh\u00e2gne pour en convenir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u2019ailleurs, au contraire de Jacques Brel, Wallon ethno-centr\u00e9, Patrick propose \u00e0 Delphine de s\u2019ouvrir au vaste monde&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;Je t\u2019aurais emmen\u00e9e dans les \u00eeles. Pour faire l\u2019amour o\u00f9 il fait chaud. Tu aurais pu bronzer tranquille. En caressant mes noix de coco. Mes jolies noix de coco toutes blanches. De plus de cinquante ans.&nbsp;\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Les aveux d\u2019un po\u00e8te\u2026<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et notre po\u00e8te, c\u2019est manifestement plus fort que lui, d\u2019en rajouter dans le registre du marivaudage exquis&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;J\u2019ai longtemps h\u00e9sit\u00e9 avant de sortir cette chanson (\u2026) C\u2019est de la farce, de la blague. La seule chose qui me fait peur ce serait qu\u2019elle tape \u00e0 ma porte en me disant : \u201cFinalement je voudrais la conna\u00eetre\u201d\u2026&nbsp;\u00bb Il est un fait que notre homme n\u2019est pas du genre \u00e0 exhiber sa p(e)ine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ces d\u00e9licieux pr\u00e9mices sentimentaux, on les a d\u00e9j\u00e0 vus dans&nbsp;<em>Le Bonheur est dans le pr<\/em>\u00e9 (1995) d\u2019\u00c9tienne Chatilliez, quand Eddy Mitchell s\u2019\u00e9panche en ces termes aupr\u00e8s de Sabine Az\u00e9ma&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;\u00c7a suffit ma belle, pendant des ann\u00e9es, chaque fois que tu me rencontrais, tu me regardais en ayant l\u2019air de dire que ma bite avait un go\u00fbt.&nbsp;\u00bb C\u2019est pourtant le d\u00e9but d\u2019une sublime romance \u00e9th\u00e9r\u00e9e, digne des plus belles heures de cet amour courtois, jadis si cher \u00e0 la civilisation m\u00e9di\u00e9vale. \u00c0 tel point qu\u2019il faut ensuite quasiment leur jeter un seau d\u2019eau froide pour les d\u00e9bo\u00eeter l\u2019un de l\u2019autre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et maintenant&nbsp;? Tout ce que l\u2019on peut esp\u00e9rer, \u00e0 l\u2019occasion d\u2019un proc\u00e8s \u00e0 l\u2019occasion duquel on sondera les esprits, mais surtout les c\u0153urs, c\u2019est que Patounet puisse enfin faire de m\u00eame des reins de Fifine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De l\u00e0 \u00e0 r\u00e9server une port\u00e9e&nbsp;? N\u2019exag\u00e9rons pas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.revue-elements.com\/author\/ngauthier\/\">Nicolas Gauthier<\/a>, <em>Revue El\u00e9ments<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Articles : Mai 2026 &#8211; Avril 2026 &#8211; Mar. 2026 &#8211; Fev 2026 &#8211;Facebook&nbsp;:&nbsp;https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100069673161887 Twitter : https:\/\/twitter.com\/OrtfNews Music 24\/24 : http:\/\/DJMUSIC.fr #webtube : On croyait ce fantaisiste plus port\u00e9 sur la carte des vins que celle du tendre. On se trompait. 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