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Le Louvre, exemple chimiquement pur de la chienlit fran\u00e7aise"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Articles : <a href=\"https:\/\/webtube.fr\/index.php\/2026\/02\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Fev 2026<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/webtube.fr\/index.php\/2026\/01\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Jan 2026<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/webtube.fr\/index.php\/2025\/12\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Dec. 2025<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/webtube.fr\/index.php\/2025\/11\/\">Nov. 2025<\/a> &#8211;<br>Facebook&nbsp;:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100069673161887\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100069673161887<\/a> Twitter : <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OrtfNews\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/OrtfNews<\/a> Music 24\/24 : <a href=\"http:\/\/DJMUSIC.fr\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">http:\/\/DJMUSIC.fr<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/weboomedia.free.fr\/ORTF\/php\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\" noreferrer noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.bvoltaire.fr\/file\/Bvoltaire\/2026\/02\/IL20260220143236-pexels-silvia-trigo-545701-2675266-scaled-929x522.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>#webtube :<\/strong> <em>Pour la commission d\u2019enqu\u00eate parlementaire, est \u00ab\u00a0un \u00c9tat dans l\u2019\u00c9tat\u00a0\u00bb. \u00c0 mi-parcours, la commission d\u2019enqu\u00eate parlementaire sur la s\u00e9curit\u00e9 des mus\u00e9es livre ses premi\u00e8res conclusions : le Louvre, qui dysfonctionne en vase clos, est\u00a0\u00ab un \u00c9tat dans l\u2019\u00c9tat \u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il aura fallu le vol rocambolesque des bijoux de la Couronne et la litanie des m\u00e9saventures du \u00ab&nbsp;mus\u00e9e le plus visit\u00e9 au monde&nbsp;\u00bb pour qu\u2019on se d\u00e9cide \u00e0 aller voir ce qui se bricole sous la pyramide. La commission d\u2019enqu\u00eate cr\u00e9\u00e9e dans la foul\u00e9e, cens\u00e9e se pencher sur la s\u00e9curit\u00e9 des mus\u00e9es en g\u00e9n\u00e9ral parce qu\u2019il aurait \u00e9t\u00e9 malvenu de s\u2019en prendre \u00e0 notre fleuron national si durement \u00e9prouv\u00e9, vient de rendre son&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/lcp.fr\/actualites\/casse-du-louvre-le-louvre-est-devenu-un-etat-dans-l-etat-selon-la-commission-d-enquete\">rapport d\u2019\u00e9tape<\/a>. Le pr\u00e9sident Alexandre Portier (LR) et son acolyte Alexis Corbi\u00e8re (Parti de gauche) n\u2019ont pas m\u00e2ch\u00e9 leurs mots&nbsp;: c\u2019est la chienlit \u00e0 tous les \u00e9tages, cela, dans le m\u00e9pris total de la gestion de l\u2019argent public.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Chez ces gens-l\u00e0, Monsieur, on ne d\u00e9missionne pas&nbsp;!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Depuis l\u2019ouverture de cette commission, d\u00e9but janvier, 70&nbsp;personnes ont \u00e9t\u00e9 auditionn\u00e9es, et si le but est bien de faire le bilan de la s\u00e9curit\u00e9 des mus\u00e9es fran\u00e7ais, manifestement d\u00e9faillante, c\u2019est bien s\u00fbr le Louvre qui occupe avant tout les esprits. Nous avons ici relat\u00e9 par le menu toutes les catastrophes qui s\u2019y sont succ\u00e9d\u00e9 depuis octobre, et&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lefigaro.fr\/culture\/le-vol-du-louvre-n-est-pas-un-accident-estime-la-commission-d-enquete-sur-la-securite-des-musees-20260219\">l\u2019analyse livr\u00e9e jeudi par les deux rapporteurs<\/a>, lors de leur conf\u00e9rence de presse, est sans appel&nbsp;: le vol perp\u00e9tr\u00e9 en octobre \u00ab&nbsp;<em>n\u2019est pas un accident, il est le r\u00e9v\u00e9lateur d\u2019une d\u00e9faillance syst\u00e9mique<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb. \u00c9tonn\u00e9, Alexandre Portier fait remarquer que les \u00ab&nbsp;<em>d\u00e9rives<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb et les \u00ab&nbsp;<em>d\u00e9faillances<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb, d\u00e9j\u00e0 list\u00e9es dans les rapports qui ont suivi les auditions au S\u00e9nat, auraient d\u00fb conduire imm\u00e9diatement \u00e0 la d\u00e9mission de la pr\u00e9sidente Laurence des Cars. Le vol du 19 octobre \u00ab&nbsp;<em>aurait d\u00e9j\u00e0 conduit dans pas mal de pays et d\u2019\u00e9tablissements \u00e0 un d\u00e9part depuis longtemps<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb, a-t-il relev\u00e9. Oui, mais voil\u00e0, pour plagier Brel, chez ces gens-l\u00e0, monsieur, on ne d\u00e9missionne pas. On reste accroch\u00e9 \u00e0 son si\u00e8ge comme un Jack Lang \u00e0 l\u2019IMA, avec le soutien inconditionnel d\u2019Emmanuel Macron pour qui le mot \u00ab d\u00e9mission \u00bb est une obsc\u00e9nit\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sans surprise, les rapporteurs d\u00e9noncent \u00ab&nbsp;<em>les d\u00e9faillances syst\u00e9miques du mus\u00e9e, qui \u00e9taient latentes depuis des ann\u00e9es<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb et auxquelles on n\u2019a pas jug\u00e9 bon de rem\u00e9dier. Et de pointer un syst\u00e8me de vid\u00e9osurveillance \u00ab&nbsp;<em>archa\u00efque<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb, des services qui s\u2019ignorent, des carences dans les formations \u00e0 la s\u00e9curit\u00e9, l\u2019absence de protection \u00e9l\u00e9mentaire comme une grille sur la porte-fen\u00eatre par laquelle sont entr\u00e9s les cambrioleurs, etc. Toutes choses qui d\u00e9montrent que la s\u00e9curit\u00e9 \u00e9tait tout sauf une \u00ab&nbsp;<em>priorit\u00e9 des \u00e9quipes de direction<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb. Et l\u00e0 encore, dit le pr\u00e9sident de la commission, c\u2019est une maladie bien enkyst\u00e9e, car \u00ab&nbsp;<em>&nbsp;ce qui est en cause, c&rsquo;est le pilotage du Louvre<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u00ab&nbsp;<em>Le syndrome de l\u2019hyperpr\u00e9sidence<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb au c\u0153ur du d\u00e9sastre<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab&nbsp;<em>Le Louvre est devenu un \u00c9tat dans l&rsquo;\u00c9tat avec, depuis plusieurs ann\u00e9es, une forme d&rsquo;asym\u00e9trie qui s&rsquo;est construite entre le Louvre et le minist\u00e8re qui est cens\u00e9 le contr\u00f4ler<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb, a assen\u00e9 Alexandre Portier. Propos d\u00e9velopp\u00e9 par Alexis Corbi\u00e8re, qui d\u00e9nonce une \u00ab&nbsp;<em>forme d&rsquo;hyperpr\u00e9sidence<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb qui se perp\u00e9tue \u00e0 chaque changement de direction, entra\u00eenant un mode de fonctionnement \u00ab&nbsp;<em>d&rsquo;une mani\u00e8re un peu autonome, avec une tutelle de la pr\u00e9sidence de la R\u00e9publique<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb. On fait ses petites affaires entre soi, sans rendre de comptes, ou si peu, \u00e0 l\u2019administration de tutelle, \u00e0 savoir le minist\u00e8re de la Culture. Or, tout se passe \u00ab&nbsp;<em>comme si le Louvre, au fond, n&rsquo;avait pas \u00e0 rendre compte de la gestion de l&rsquo;argent des Fran\u00e7ais<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb, a conclu le pr\u00e9sident Portier. Un peu comme l&rsquo;audiovisuel public, en somme&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Semblable, dans l\u2019esprit, \u00e0 ce qui r\u00e8gne aujourd\u2019hui au sommet de l\u2019\u00c9tat, on privil\u00e9gie, au Louvre, \u00ab&nbsp;<em>l\u2019\u00e9v\u00e9nementiel et l\u2019\u00e9ph\u00e9m\u00e8re<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb au d\u00e9triment du reste, y compris les travaux indispensables \u00e0 la sauvegarde du b\u00e2timent et de ses collections ou, encore, la s\u00e9curit\u00e9. Rappelons que, pendant ce temps, 497.000 euros ont \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9pens\u00e9s pour am\u00e9nager cuisine et salle \u00e0 manger dans les espaces privatis\u00e9s, cela,&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.europe1.fr\/societe\/laurence-des-cars-auditionnee-au-senat-la-directrice-du-louvre-dans-la-tourmente-839212\">\u00e0 la demande de Mme des Cars<\/a>. Il fallait \u00ab&nbsp;<em>adapter le Louvre \u00e0 notre \u00e9poque<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb, comme elle l\u2019a dit, lors de son audition au S\u00e9nat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Le Louvre-Nouvelle Renaissance : grand chantier ou grand fiasco ?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u2019est la m\u00eame folie des grandeurs qui agite Emmanuel Macron. Priv\u00e9 de ses \u00ab grands travaux \u00bb, il a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 d\u2019avoir son grand chantier, annonc\u00e9 en janvier 2025 et baptis\u00e9 Louvre-Nouvelle Renaissance. Le nom de l\u2019architecte laur\u00e9at devait \u00eatre r\u00e9v\u00e9l\u00e9 en grande pompe le 11 f\u00e9vrier dernier. La r\u00e9union du jury a \u00e9t\u00e9 report\u00e9e&nbsp;<em>sine die<\/em>. Peut-\u00eatre serait-il judicieux que ce projet \u00e0 1,15 milliard d\u2019euros le soit \u00e9galement ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>En effet, comme l\u2019a confi\u00e9 Alexandre Portier lors de sa conf\u00e9rence de presse, il n\u2019est \u00ab&nbsp;<em>pas convaincu de la n\u00e9cessit\u00e9 de ce geste pr\u00e9sidentiel, qui vise \u00e0 faire entrer 12 \u00e0 15 millions de visiteurs par an, alors qu\u2019aujourd\u2019hui, toutes les salles ne sont pas ouvertes<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb. En effet, ce projet consiste non seulement \u00e0 repenser l\u2019entr\u00e9e du mus\u00e9e \u00ab&nbsp;<em>pour faciliter l\u2019exp\u00e9rience client (sic) et l\u2019acc\u00e8s \u00e0 la Joconde<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb, mais \u00e0 ouvrir 22.000 m\u00e8tres carr\u00e9s de nouvelles salles. Or, comme le rappelle&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.connaissancedesarts.com\/musees\/musee-louvre\/louvre-entre-crises-a-repetition-et-polemiques-nouveau-coup-dur-pour-le-musee-et-son-grand-projet-de-reamenagement-a-115-milliard-deuros-11210085\/\"><em>Connaissance des arts<\/em><\/a>, la Cour des comptes a jug\u00e9 le plan de financement \u00ab&nbsp;<em>pour le moins fragile<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb. Un projet qui rencontre d\u2019ailleurs une farouche hostilit\u00e9 en interne, les syndicats s\u2019interrogeant sur l\u2019opportunit\u00e9 de \u00ab&nbsp;<em>placer la Joconde dans une zone inondable, de supprimer son dialogue avec le reste des collections ou de proposer une tarification diff\u00e9renci\u00e9e pour la voir<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb. Autrement dit d\u2019en faire un strict objet de consommation\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bvoltaire.fr\/auteur\/mariedelarue\/\"><br>Marie Delarue<\/a>, dans BV<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Articles : Fev 2026 &#8211; Jan 2026 &#8211; Dec. 2025 &#8211; Nov. 2025 &#8211;Facebook&nbsp;:&nbsp;https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100069673161887 Twitter : https:\/\/twitter.com\/OrtfNews Music 24\/24 : http:\/\/DJMUSIC.fr #webtube : Pour la commission d\u2019enqu\u00eate parlementaire, est \u00ab\u00a0un \u00c9tat dans l\u2019\u00c9tat\u00a0\u00bb. \u00c0 mi-parcours, la commission d\u2019enqu\u00eate parlementaire sur la s\u00e9curit\u00e9 des mus\u00e9es livre ses premi\u00e8res conclusions : le Louvre, qui dysfonctionne en vase &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/webtube.fr\/index.php\/2026\/02\/21\/le-louvre-exemple-chimiquement-pur-de-la-chienlit-francaise\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;. 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