{"id":20509,"date":"2022-10-09T09:46:50","date_gmt":"2022-10-09T07:46:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rutube.fr\/?p=20509"},"modified":"2022-10-09T09:46:50","modified_gmt":"2022-10-09T07:46:50","slug":"crise-energetique-en-france-on-devrait-etre-les-rois-du-petrole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/webtube.fr\/index.php\/2022\/10\/09\/crise-energetique-en-france-on-devrait-etre-les-rois-du-petrole\/","title":{"rendered":"Crise \u00e9nerg\u00e9tique : en France, on devrait \u00eatre les rois du p\u00e9trole"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"200\" src=\"http:\/\/www.weboomedia.fr\/RutubeStreaming1.htm\" frameborder=\"N\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Articles \u00a0: <a href=\"http:\/\/rutube.fr\/2022\/10\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Oct. 2022<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/rutube.fr\/2022\/09\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Sept. 2022<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/rutube.fr\/2022\/08\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Aout 2022<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/rutube.fr\/2022\/07\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Juil. 2022<\/a> Facebook\u00a0:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100069673161887\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100069673161887<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ripostelaique.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/lemairemacron.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En 1969, le peintre et illustrateur fran\u00e7ais&nbsp;<em>Jacques Carelman&nbsp;<\/em>publiait le fameux&nbsp;<em>Catalogue d\u2019objets introuvables<\/em>. On y trouve par exemple, le tandem pour divorc\u00e9s, la cafeti\u00e8re pour masochiste, le marteau \u00e0 planter des clous dans les coins ou encore le fusil \u00e0 canon ondul\u00e9 pour la chasse au kangourou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Il se trouve que la Commission europ\u00e9enne a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 d\u2019apporter sa contribution \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9largissement de ce catalogue en inventant deux m\u00e9canismes \u00e9conomiques qui m\u00e9ritent le d\u00e9tour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le premier, c\u2019est le plafonnement du prix du gaz. Mais oui, pourquoi n\u2019y avons-nous pas pens\u00e9 plus t\u00f4t, sacre bleu ! Le gaz est trop cher, et \u00e9trangle les m\u00e9nages et les entreprises europ\u00e9ennes ? Pour y rem\u00e9dier, il suffit tout simplement d\u2019en limiter le prix en Europe, et nous pourrons ainsi tous passer l\u2019hiver tranquillement, sans que des cong\u00e8res ne se d\u00e9veloppent dans nos maisons, et sans que nos usines ne ferment d\u00e9finitivement, entra\u00eenant une cohorte de cons\u00e9quences d\u00e9sagr\u00e9ables.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ripostelaique.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/51613uabvcl-_sx322_bo1204203200_.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce syst\u00e8me pourrait d\u2019ailleurs parfaitement \u00eatre \u00e9largi \u00e0 d\u2019autres denr\u00e9es et mati\u00e8res premi\u00e8res, comme le p\u00e9trole, le bl\u00e9 et les m\u00e9taux rares. Moi-m\u00eame, \u00e0 ma petite \u00e9chelle, j\u2019ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de plafonner le prix du pain, et je vais de ce pas en informer mon boulanger. Bien \u00e9videmment,&nbsp;<em>von der Leyen<\/em>&nbsp;a identifi\u00e9 un tout petit probl\u00e8me technique qui pourrait \u00e9ventuellement retarder l\u2019ex\u00e9cution de son plan. En effet, le gaz est un march\u00e9 mondial, cot\u00e9 en dollars, et il est devenu de notori\u00e9t\u00e9 publique qu\u2019il y a comme une sorte de p\u00e9nurie, et que l\u2019euro n\u2019est pas au meilleur de sa forme ces derniers temps. Par cons\u00e9quent, si nous plafonnons unilat\u00e9ralement le prix d\u2019achat du gaz russe, il est peut-\u00eatre possible que les Chinois, les Indiens et tous ceux qui n\u2019ont absolument rien \u00e0 faire de ce que raconte la Commission europ\u00e9enne, d\u00e9cident de l\u2019acheter \u00e0 notre place, ou que les Russes pr\u00e9f\u00e8rent le br\u00fbler en pur perte plut\u00f4t que de se soumettre au diktat europ\u00e9en.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De toute fa\u00e7on, r\u00e9cemment, les gazoducs ont une f\u00e2cheuse tendance \u00e0 exploser. Au rythme o\u00f9 cela va, ils seront tous hors service tr\u00e8s bient\u00f4t, ce qui relativise un tant soit peu l\u2019efficacit\u00e9 de la mesure. A quoi bon limiter le prix d\u2019une denr\u00e9e \u00e0 laquelle nous n\u2019avons plus acc\u00e8s ? Vous pouvez plafonner autant que vous le souhaitez le prix du kilogramme de la viande de Dodo de l\u2019\u00eele Maurice (\u00e9teint depuis le XVIIe si\u00e8cle) ou celui du steak de Mammouth, que cela ne changerait rien \u00e0 votre quotidien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peu importe, \u00e0 n\u2019en pas douter, la Commission trouvera certainement une solution au probl\u00e8me d\u2019approvisionnement \u00e9nerg\u00e9tique europ\u00e9en dans les plus brefs d\u00e9lais&nbsp;; ces gens sont des sachants, ils savent ce qu\u2019ils ont \u00e0 faire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le deuxi\u00e8me m\u00e9canisme, qui m\u00e9rite un prix de cr\u00e9ativit\u00e9 financi\u00e8re, c\u2019est l\u2019outil anti-fragmentation de la zone euro, qui vise \u00e0 continuer de poursuivre la hausse des taux par la Banque centrale europ\u00e9enne, tout en maintenant des taux d\u2019emprunt supportables pour les pays du Sud (France, Espagne, Italie, Portugal). Pour l\u2019instant, ce dispositif n\u2019a pas r\u00e9ellement port\u00e9 ses fruits ; le taux d\u2019emprunt \u00e0 10 ans de l\u2019Italie foncent vers les 5 %, et celui de la France est pass\u00e9 en quelques mois d\u2019environ 1 % \u00e0 plus de 2.8 %. Il n\u2019y a pas lieu de s\u2019affoler, il n\u2019est \u00e9videmment pas ais\u00e9 d\u2019appuyer en m\u00eame temps sur le frein et l\u2019acc\u00e9l\u00e9rateur. Il faut laisser du temps au temps, et surtout croiser les doigts. Cela finira bien par fonctionner, des gens comp\u00e9tents nous l\u2019ont promis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En France, nous allons \u00e9changer avec l\u2019Allemagne du gaz contre de l\u2019\u00e9lectricit\u00e9 que nous aurions parfaitement pu produire nous-m\u00eames \u00e0 un co\u00fbt imbattable, si tous les l\u00e2ches et les minables qui nous gouvernent depuis des d\u00e9cennies avaient fait honneur \u00e0 leur fonction. Dans cette p\u00e9riode de crise \u00e9nerg\u00e9tique, nous devrions normalement \u00eatre les rois du p\u00e9trole. Tous les autres, Allemagne comprise, devraient \u00eatre entrain de faire la queue devant l\u2019\u00c9lys\u00e9e, afin de venir qu\u00e9mander quelques MWh que nous leur vendrions au compte-gouttes et \u00e0 prix d\u2019or. C\u2019\u00e9tait l\u2019occasion r\u00eav\u00e9e, qui ne se reproduira probablement plus jamais, de mettre l\u2019industrie allemande \u00e0 genoux, et de redevenir une puissance industrielle. Au lieu de cela, nous entrons dans un syst\u00e8me de troc digne des puces de Montreuil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La bo\u00eete \u00e0 connerie est grande ouverte, et ne va pas se refermer de sit\u00f4t. S\u2019il est une chose qu\u2019il est urgent de plafonner dans les plus brefs d\u00e9lais, c\u2019est en priorit\u00e9 le potentiel de nuisance de nos dirigeants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Alain Falento<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"200\" src=\"http:\/\/www.weboomedia.fr\/RutubeStreaming1.htm\" frameborder=\"N\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/figure>\n<!--\nADDFREESTATS.COM AUTOCODE V4.0 -->\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n<!--\nvar AFS_Account=\"00636949\";\nvar AFS_Tracker=\"auto\";\nvar AFS_Server=\"www6\";\nvar AFS_Page=\"DetectName\";\nvar AFS_Url=\"DetectUrl\";\n\/\/ -->\n<\/script>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/www6.addfreestats.com\/cgi-bin\/afstrack.cgi?usr=00636949\">\n<\/script>\n<noscript>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.addfreestats.com\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www6.addfreestats.com\/cgi-bin\/connect.cgi?usr=00636949Pauto\" border=\"0\" alt=\"AddFreeStats.com Free Web Stats!\">Web Stats<\/a>\n<\/noscript>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"650\" height=\"180\" src=\"http:\/\/onlineradiobox.com\/gr\/mousikokanali\/player\/?cs=gr.mousikokanali&#038;played=1\" frameborder=\"N\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/djmusic.fr\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/djmusicparis.free.fr\/images\/Djmuisc_Jamendo.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"AddFreeStats.com Free Web Stats!\"> Ecoutez DJMusic.fr<\/a>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/rutubes.free.fr\/Rutube_Cecostream.html\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/rutubes.free.fr\/images\/webtube-androidP.jpg\" border=\"0\n\n<!-- ENDADDFREESTATS.COM AUTOCODE V4.0  \u2192-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Articles \u00a0: Oct. 2022 &#8211; Sept. 2022 &#8211; Aout 2022 &#8211; Juil. 2022 Facebook\u00a0:\u00a0https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100069673161887 En 1969, le peintre et illustrateur fran\u00e7ais&nbsp;Jacques Carelman&nbsp;publiait le fameux&nbsp;Catalogue d\u2019objets introuvables. 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